straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown

Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.

by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013

penis brothers

Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.

When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.

by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014

Penis Inhaler

A Person Who So Fervently Sucks Cock That They Accidentally Inhale The Semen Up Their Nose.

Guy:Holy Shit You Penis Inhaler ya sucked my sperm up yer nose!

by TK NoFear January 23, 2009

short penis

venky

venky has a short penis

by Jake_Paul123 November 14, 2017

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Eater

Name for a nasty slutty girl in which the STD's she has have combined to turn her vagina into a meat eating beast. The vagina grows teeth, eyes, a tounge and squeels as it opens up. It resembles the Predators head from the movie Predator. A Penis Eater or P.E. can be symbolized or signaled by putting the hands next to ones mouth and wiggle the fingers around the mouth while squeeling. The P.E. also had the smell of rotting flesh.

Jim-Those two nasty ho's are P.E.
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that

by OTTER333 October 6, 2009

Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.

My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011