Jizz nizzer

Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.

Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.

by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008

Powdered Jizz

One of many street names for the drug, cocaine, as it has the appearance of powdered cum. Occasionally shortened to "jism" or "jizz", depending on context.

I just snorted a few lines of powdered jizz, feeling pretty great.

by Brittlebrittlemoon December 12, 2012

Jizz Fart

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.

Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart

by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003

Whizzin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

by Merryweather April 21, 2006

twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 25, 2011

none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009