nose nugets

Bugers. You know the little green blobs that idiotic kids eat.

My son Bobby likes to pick his nose nugets.

by FOAMY May 5, 2005

hook-nosed jew

1. A person that displays jewish charachteristics.
2. A person of jewish descent that has a hook nose

Aaron Schrum is a hook-nosed jew.

by fat mark April 30, 2003

The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

Ass nose

When a guy shit’s out of his nose and then spreads it all over his girls face

I had a great time giving my girl my ass nose last night!

by Ass & shit expert February 20, 2019

Powder one's nose

v. As a woman, to snort cocaine in a public restroom, like at a nightclub or bar; a phrase borrowed from applying make-up

c.f. powder, blow, jane,

by wayfarer May 3, 2005

Illinois Brown Nose

When you fuck a girl, then when she falls asleep, you pull your pants down and start to take a shit on her face, then she wakes up and sits up right into the shit, covering her nose.

Man, that illinois brown nose, i gave to that girl yesterday was soooooo amazing.

by Knic February 24, 2010

booger in the nose of progress

anything that impedes positive social or organizational evolution; a hindrance to social progress

the constant infighting over America's alleged role as world policeman is a booger in the nose of progress

getting bogged down in logistics and semantic quibbles instead of seeking true consensus is a booger in the nose of progress; can't we just lay our differences aside and find common ground in our shared interests?

we all live on one fragile planet: this quibbling about economics while our world dies is a booger in the nose of progress!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 28, 2008