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Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."
by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014
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Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019
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Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.
Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.
by goddessorie February 10, 2009
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Muffin Buffer

MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.

A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.

SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.

ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
by CallieMuffin September 9, 2018
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crod muffin

When a girl sits on a boys face
by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
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Stoop-Muffin

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.
That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..
by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009
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Raspberry Muffin

code for Help... or yelled during end of bed action
Guy: How did this hole get here?
Girl: Raspberry Muffin!
by CheesecakeJnB October 19, 2014
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