crank to the moon

to tighten a drumhead very very tight.

Dude, I just cranked that snare to the moon and now it sounds amazing!

crank to the moon by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

eat shit and bark at the moon 

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

eat shit and bark at the moon by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuck a spider on the moon by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

Crescent Moon 

The act of shitting while in the process of mooning from a moving vehicle.

That dickhead is trying to pass me. Give him a crescent moon.

Crescent Moon by Dwight Trash August 22, 2016

dark side of the moon 

Metaphorical description of the side of the moon facing away from Earth. It was named "dark" only because it was "dark" to our existing knowledge in the many years before space probes existed. This meaning has unfortunately been misunderstood in modern times to mean that one side of the moon is always dark, which is incorrect.

"No one has seen the dark side of the moon."

dark side of the moon by mcsew2k January 8, 2008

Shooting the moon 

In the card game Hearts, shooting the moon is taking all available points.

The game of hearts is scored in a golf sort of way. The lower the score the better. Usually the game is played to 100; when one player reaches one hundred, the game ends. If playing for money, payoff is based on point differential, but it has many variations.
All hearts are worth a point each, and the queen of spades is 13.

So you have one of two objectives in each hand: sluff off as many hearts and the Queen as possible to stay low or ... if you think you have the hand, "shoot the moon" by capturing all the hearts and the queen. If you do, each of your opponents is "assessed" 26 points. (shooting the moon)

It's a great play, but a risky one. A player looking to shoot the moon often gets all but say 1 or 2 points. So instead of his opponents being hit for 26 each, they get zero and you would eat 24 points(if another player had, say, 2 hearts)

Shooting the moon by Mongo Gerry March 13, 2010

a moon away 

a cool way of saying tomorrow

the dreaded physics exam is only a moon away.

guy1: have you set up the stereo for your sister's birthday?
guy2: i have plenty of time, her party is a moon away.

a moon away by dj debbie debs December 15, 2010