Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured

*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!

by Mattttttttttt- MAn May 2, 2011

mind fuck

a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.

I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 15, 2010

mind swear

a native indian term, spread throughout the world of telemarketing, meaning that you swear with all your heart and mind.

MIND SWEAR

by :)mindswear(: June 15, 2010

mind wipe

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.

“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”

by ThinkTank132 July 9, 2010

Mind Sperm

A ejaculation of knowledge. Causing one individual to learn an excess of knowledge in a very short time.

Hey, did you hear johnny passed the test?
Yeah thats because I helped him. I gave him my mind sperm.

by DJPun1024 November 19, 2010

J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!

Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.

by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007

blasting my mind

To get high on marijuana.

I was blasting my mind all day today.

by emit June 11, 2008