Someone obsessed with female-fronted rock bands, usually male.
Often abbreviated to "GBG," a girl-band geek is someone who prefers bands led by women over bands led by men, often to the point of critically accepting or rejecting bands solely based on the gender of their members, rather than on their talents or productions.
Often abbreviated to "GBG," a girl-band geek is someone who prefers bands led by women over bands led by men, often to the point of critically accepting or rejecting bands solely based on the gender of their members, rather than on their talents or productions.
Terry's such a GBG that the only time he listened to Black Flag is when Kira Rosselaer played with them...
by SG Fan October 31, 2004
Get the girl-band geekmug. An organization based mostly in Central and Southern California that organizes and oversees, competitions, parades, and concerts for high school bands.
See also: Southern California School Band and Orchestra Association and Bands of America
See also: Southern California School Band and Orchestra Association and Bands of America
by Scot December 10, 2004
Get the Western Band Associationmug. Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.
Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!
by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006
Get the cock tease bandmug. Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":
Anything recorded after 1980
End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
Anything recorded after 1980
End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008
Get the greatest band evermug. The crappy bands that ruin music. Mostly based around a teen demographic. Linkin park is about the only succesful one out there. They usually combine electric and heavy metal, also rap.
Fusion singer: GIRL you are the only one for me, and nobody else is for me, GIRL. Crappy Dj shit plays and random rap comes up.
Some thirty year old guy: MAN, crappy fusion bands are ruining heavy metal!!!!
Some thirty year old guy: MAN, crappy fusion bands are ruining heavy metal!!!!
by 95688cage October 17, 2009
Get the Crappy fusion bandsmug. The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.
by YEETHAN July 25, 2017
Get the marching band ptsdmug. Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008
Get the bastardous band bitchesmug.