Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!

it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!

by SammmyS July 27, 2017

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

Ironical

A word I thought was in the English dictionary until I was 23 years old which makes it pretty ironical (ironic).

I thought ironical was a word until my wife threw a chicken nugget at my face and called me a moron.

by Snipes42 September 20, 2019

frank irons

frank doesn't support the top g

frank irons doesn't support the top g

by TOP G TATE LOVER !@#$%^&*(!) November 13, 2022

man in the iron mask

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.

While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2015

Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015