Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

flatology

The formal study of flatus, more widely known as farting.

My father was definitely a super-genius, he must have been studying flatology all of his long and productive life.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

flatpilled

A based person who believes that the earth is flat and spreads that message accordingly.

Flatpilled gentleman 1: Have u seen my globetard ass geography teacher.

Flatpilled gentleman 2: We gotta flatpill dat nigga before its too late ma drilla he spreading misinformation.

by thatnigga.com August 20, 2023

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

Cranial Flatulence

crude definition:"brain fart"

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"

by Krystra August 31, 2013

Rascal Flatted

To ride or be rode all night long

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight

by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018