shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered

When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.

I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.

by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 28, 2023

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023

big white carrot

Radish

There’s a food called big white carrot.
‘That’s right!’
I heard you really like it

by Meganlovesjake August 19, 2023

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

biting the carrot

When you are fucking your girl and she squeezes her vagina lips so tight that it cute off circulation causing it to turn orangeish red

hey man my girl was biting the carrot the other night!
Didn't it hurt?

by tpainga December 3, 2024

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025

history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025