When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.
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A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010
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by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010
Get the Face-crastinating mug.The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.
Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.
by Jammed up October 26, 2013
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by happy mad May 30, 2016
Get the Dusty Crusty mug.A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
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