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Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.
I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special
by Arlibarli January 7, 2026
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Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.
by JSmidt January 14, 2026
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The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
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Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.
If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.
by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010
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Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.
Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.
by Jammed up October 26, 2013
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Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
Eww she look Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
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The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016
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