by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019
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by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019
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I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
Get the Kamikaze Finger Blast mug.The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the History blasting mug.by DanSatch March 20, 2017
Get the wig blast mug.Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"
Oh wait!
Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Oh wait!
Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Hey Billy what are you looking at!
Billy: The urban doc dictionary!
What word?
Billy: Blasting outer space rocket
Billy: The urban doc dictionary!
What word?
Billy: Blasting outer space rocket
by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017
Get the blasting outer space rocket mug.Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 8, 2017
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