Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

shad brown

Shad Brown is the best person you will ever meet. He is so cool, but will beat your ass if you mess with this guy
He'll steal all your hoes

Person1: Yo that guy is like Shad Brown!

Person2: Boi thats so true. Hes pretty cool.

by SHADOW327 June 7, 2017

Brown Membership

Masheen

Sean Stockwell blowjob masheen Brown Membership

by bigmacniggadickcheese January 2, 2022

Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty November 30, 2015

brown savage

A brown (typically Asian) persons small unwanted penis

Martha: "Raj your brown savage is very unpleasing"

by BrownHandlekris0234 May 27, 2016

charlie brown

street name for brown colored cocaine

Do you have any snowblow sis? no, but I have some charlie brown!

by medicated kisses January 30, 2019

Brown Saucer

The exterior of the anus noted by a dark round saucer shaped shade of skin around the sphincter.

She went down on me last night and started tongue punching my brown saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018