Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

by psychognosis November 8, 2013

Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

by Joel Pinner OSU March 30, 2003

Meat Sweater

Noun: 1. The large swellings of human flesh that hang off a woman's body. 2. Tits 3. Milk bags

Dude, your mom has the best looking meat sweater I've seen lo these many years.

I wish my girlfriend had more of a meat sweater instead of a meat t-shirt.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

meat umbrella

When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.

I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.

by Naykedbuddy January 5, 2018

meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

by jjjj May 3, 2006

Seat Meat

Having someone come along for a ride in order to use the carpool lane. Only for the purpose of getting to the destination faster, not companionship.

Yeah I had to get to school fast because I was late so I used John as seat meat.

by rockntubakid April 26, 2010

Meat Dart

A man's sexual organ

"I stuck her with my meat dart. Booya!"

"Doug threw his meat dart and missed the bullseye. He hit a fatty."

"Hey baby, do you like bar games? How 'bout you come over here and play with my meat dart."

by American Dave August 12, 2006