T.J. Watt

Trent Jordan Watt. Outside Linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. FRICKING BEAST!!!! Great pass rusher. Went to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He's 6'4" and 251 lbs. Ran a 4.69 40 dash. Benched 225 lbs 21 times. 37" Vertical. As of 2022 has 72 sacks, 4 interceptions, 294 combined tackles, 78 assisted tackles, 21 career forced fumbles, and a defensive touchdown. All in 72 games. He was born on October 11, 1994. He has two brothers in the NFL, J.J.(DE, Cardinals) and Derek(FB/ST, Steelers.)

I'm a Bengals fan, but T.J. Watt is a fricking beast!!!!

by KaosK.J.Tuck February 21, 2022

Roger Waters

A dusty old man who used to be the bassist for Pink Floyd, who almost single-handedly did all of their best work during the 70's, until he got too egotistical and evil and dropped out of the band expecting it to die without him, where he then preceeded on an OK solo career, with his last work as of right now being an opera called Ca Ira.

Roger waters is old, he's mean, he's rich as hell and complains about rich people, and he's very egotistical. Yet we all love him.

by Chad Corgan May 13, 2006

Wattpad

Wattpad is a reading website where aspiring authors can post there works as well as others reading other peoples books. It is a great website where you can also meet others and discuss books on Wattpad. There are many genres including romance, adventure and even short stories.

Go check it out now

" I like Wattpad they have really cool stories"

by LakarinaLa December 19, 2013

Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 19, 2009

dirty-water dogs

"hot dogs", most likely bought on the streets of NYC, that are boiled in water that isn't changed that often....(true fact)
but actually quite tastey

:DD

settin: penn. station (nyc)
Kid: MOM!!!!! i'm freakin hungry!
Mom: kid, i have to be at work in 5 minutes! can't i just buy u somethin from the cafiteria!?!?
kid: NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I WANNA HOT DOG!!
MOM: i'ma get u f'ing dirty-water dogs if you don't stop!!
kid:.....

by nol1998 August 3, 2010

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

by damnitfred August 23, 2010

Watertight

Similar to Spitroast, Watertight is essentially the same, but with one woman, and three men. I.e. the orifices mouth, vagina and anus are filled.

Boy, we really made Melody watertight.

by Gordon Yip August 15, 2003