bob's your uncle

uh i guess bob is your uncle or something

"Bob's your uncle mate!"
What the fuck?

by Bob (your uncle) January 6, 2022

Uncle Al Sober

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.

Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.

by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

creepy uncle vibe

That sense you have when a guy both looks and behaves like a slimeball who could be your creepy uncle who once couldn’t stop smelling or touching your hair or making endless comments about your “figure.”

Yeah, he’s definitely got that creepy uncle vibe; I’m not sure if it’s the greased-back remaining hair or the furtive glances, but taken as a whole, it’s something I most certainly want to avoid!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.

Your lungs can't handle that uncle ritchie hit, bro.

by letsblowdro January 21, 2015

step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.

Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.

by Officall smurf December 22, 2016

Pulling An Uncle Betty

Buying an item without a specified price

Dan: “ How Much Did That Cody? “
Cody: “ I Started Pulling An Uncle Betty, So I Have No Idea”

by LittleBleep February 15, 2020

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009