Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

Best Uncle On Planet

Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.

~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.

"Best Uncle On Planet or Best Uncle On Planet?"
"Ohh, totally Best Uncle On Planet."

by Future Ex-Waifu February 21, 2012

creepy uncle vibe

That sense you have when a guy both looks and behaves like a slimeball who could be your creepy uncle who once couldn’t stop smelling or touching your hair or making endless comments about your “figure.”

Yeah, he’s definitely got that creepy uncle vibe; I’m not sure if it’s the greased-back remaining hair or the furtive glances, but taken as a whole, it’s something I most certainly want to avoid!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.

Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.

by Officall smurf December 22, 2016

Pulling An Uncle Betty

Buying an item without a specified price

Dan: “ How Much Did That Cody? “
Cody: “ I Started Pulling An Uncle Betty, So I Have No Idea”

by LittleBleep February 15, 2020

bobs ur uncle

it a expression of saying correct in an archaic language

watch the episod eof teen titansg0 where robin fights da queen suing soda and tea bobs ur uncle

by underdogs_maze November 25, 2019

Visiting Uncle Jim

To go to a smoking spot and consume large amounts of cannabis. Usually through glass pipes and bongs.

Dude 1: Yo son, last night at the party, nearly 30 people went upstairs and were visiting uncle Jim for, like, an hour.

Dude 2: Damn dude, wish I was there.

by Baron_Samedi May 19, 2010