Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

Vadge Tackle

The female version of a t-bag. When a woman or young lady places her vulva upon the face of another person. This synonym of v-bagging is more appropriately used due to the fact that Vagina's aren't commonly baggy. This term is also more commonly used for more aggressive placings of the vagina onto the face of another.

Amy: Why does it smell like fish?
Jenny: Me and the rest of the girls Vadge Tackled you after you fell asleep last night and you didn't even wake up!
Amy: Lolzy! You guys got me good.

by Jakerooski July 9, 2011

cracky-tack

Laughing so hard that you burp and fart at the same time. Although few cases have ever been reported, it is believed to be the number one cause of Scrotal Arthritis.

"He had a cracky-tack? What the fuck is 'Scrotal Arthritis'?!?!"

by thedirtymeatball January 10, 2012

french tackle

When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.

"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."

by GTP July 23, 2014

taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

shoe-tack

chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe

"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"

by JibberJabber123 April 14, 2015

Tear Trace

tear-trace verb, the act of using your finger to trace the path a tear would make down your cheek in order to express sincere sadness at a person's misfortune or sarcasm at somebody's small (possibly first world) problem.

Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace

1) Friend: Dude, I'm so sad!
Me: *Tear Traces*

2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*

3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.

by Oldwisehagg June 30, 2015