Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 03, 2024

scary dave

absolute gigachad who supports everyone except trans people

scary dave is cool

by ☆♡𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗♡☆ October 11, 2023