crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

by Leo B. August 23, 2006

Tenstioitis Bandouruos

A very rare disease. So rare in fact about .9 percent of the world has it. When someone is asked to join a band thier small intestines tie in knots causing severe stomach pain

She has Tenstioitis Bandouruos that is very serious.

by Dr. Johanthan Mayozintski December 16, 2003

Testaclops

A person with one testical or to insult a person by saying he has one testical.

He learned not to hold his gun in his crotch while hunting. Now he is a testiclops.
Stay away from that guy I heard he's a Testaclops

by unit13 January 22, 2010

truth test

A test in which you provide in order to tell someone if something is clean as claimed by proving it by either telling them to eat off the plate from which they claim it is clean and it obviously is not or to tell them to drink out of a cup if they said it is clean . It is mostly used on kids but can apply to adults. This may also apply to anything that someone says is true but you know they are wrong so you tell them to prove it so it can blow up in their face.

Mom: Did you wash your hands to go eat? Hmmm…
Kid: Yes ma
Mom: Okay then lick your fingers, it’s a truth test
Kid: What? That’s nasty!!! I mean…better use water AND soap I guess

by leebal May 19, 2006

Simp Test

A Simp Test is when a girl determines whether or not a guy is a simp.

That bitch is handing out simp testa

by Tatsumaki Pancake June 29, 2020

Creative achievement test

Oooooh! I've heard of that!

Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

pub test

In Australia, the Pub Test is a measurement of your general knowledge of current events, politics and sport.

That person is so thick they'd fail the pub test.

by Martybartfast January 18, 2017