dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022

Temporary dead

Temporary dead=ignoring everything and not gonna deal with it.

Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me

Sandra:shit

Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead

by Andy Train December 7, 2013

Dead on dick

A unit of measuring the quality of an object. Typically used in conjunction with measurements.

I used the schematics you gave me for my desk, it’s dead on dick!

by Tommy Gfolk March 31, 2021

Dead Loot

Someone who is washed up or used by people

Bo's cousin is dead loot

by BU219 February 21, 2023

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

Dead Meme

Something that the Internet got bored of.

Kid1: yo check out this meme
Kid2: that's a dead meme
Kid1: So!? Just because its Uganda Knuckles Doesn't mean it sucks!

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021