when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.
by duke dynomite January 14, 2009
Get the Possum surprise mug.When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.
Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!
by DMcgee March 30, 2009
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Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!
by gravityjapan April 1, 2009
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Get the Pussy surprise mug.When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.
by HairyCola July 15, 2011
Get the El Cajon Surprise mug.When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT
The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun
by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006
Get the surprise attack mug.Surprisesaucesession (Surprise-sauce-session) can be defined as..., well, rape.
Yeah, it's pretty much rape.
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Joe: So I went through with a few surprisesaucesessions last night.
Mike: Are you going to prison again?
Joe: Yes.
Mike: Are you going to prison again?
Joe: Yes.
by Stuck In Pensacola June 28, 2011
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