YouTube Shorts

TikTok, but 10x worse.

Person: I hate TikTok. It's cringe.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.

by CallMeLankyBox March 2, 2025

dickie shorts

footy shorts, ones where you might see the tip of someone's penis hanging out

Harry's meaty thighs were showing under his dickie shorts, and his crotch was bulging too.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

Youtube shorts

The most brainrotted, unreal people watch. They can't even form sentences properly and find anything 'frickin tuff'

Person 1: Youtube shorts is brainrotted and stupid
Youtube shorts watcher: BOII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUTUBE SHORTS, PACKGOD, RAPE HIM!

by Name_1 April 13, 2025

Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Gladiator sports

Findland's WildWife carrying contest
Youtube short

Crazy North American wife carrying championship
Youtube.com

UK wife carrying championship
Toutube.com

Are these fire department compitions? When exactly and how exactly did these gladiators realize that the could run an obstacle course with their wives thighs wrapped around their necks .

I keep comming back to this over and over again.

I never get tired of watching these competitive sports.

Findland's WildWife carrying contest is one of the wildest Gladiator sports I have ever seen.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

the nikkis sports centre

the feaky building that is gonna be knocked down where that kool soft play is and the crappy candy machines. plus the staff are really mean!

"wayhey this place is so crap"

by hugh January 9, 2004