Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

htx.sebastian

HES A LATION KING:) WITH A GOOD HEART NOT LIKE OTHER TIK TOKERS( FOLLOW HIM OR ELSE I'LL PULL YOUR FEET IN YOUR SLEEP) A REALLY GOOD DANCER ( HE SHOULD GET MORE HYPE LIKE CHARLI! HES THE LATION CHARLI)

lily: do you know who htx.sebastian is?
feranada: No?

lilly:FOLLOW HIM NOWOR I WILL PULL YOUR LEGS WHEN YOU SLEEPPP

by htx.sabastion.fan May 13, 2020

Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

André-Sébastien

Long ass name lol

They: hey, what's your name ?

André Sébastien: hey I'm André-Sébastien. What about you ?

They: wow that's a long name

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Abel Sebastian

A man with great taste. Literally.

Abel Sebastian is sucker for big big integral

by SuckerForAbelSebastian February 28, 2022

Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).

Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!

by Actry_ April 30, 2022