Poison the Well

released the cd "the opposite of december" one of the few perfect albums out there where every song is good. epitome of good hXc.

but then the fucking sell outs changed their style/topics and even voice, released t-shirts in hot topic and started touring with pussy scremo mtv bands like thrice and tbs

oh man, when i see the lead singer of poison the well, he will get a kick square in the balls

go pick up "women and children die first" by remembering never instead, another perfect cd.

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

poison the roach

To perform a naughty deed.

I caught Jack trying to poison the roach last night.

by Kazumi T January 5, 2006

food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

by ewobbel October 27, 2011

It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Drink Poison

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters to convey their complete contempt for another chatter or poster in response to a particularly asinine question or comment.

H4x0r J03: "LOLROFLHAHA U F4GG07!1!! T3H H4X0RZ L33T 5KI11Z H4V3 0WND YUO!!!!1!!"
Pete: "Drink poison."

by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004

poison sperm

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006

Skinless Prisoner

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.

Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.

by WhunPocent March 6, 2018