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warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.
by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005
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Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.
Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.
by O. Walker October 15, 2007
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Miller Place

WIGGERS ARE WOMEN AND HAVE NO PENISES

1. They all coordinate what they are wearing in the morning.
2. They all like to wear some form of baby blue.
3. They wear jewlery and usualy have more than the average girl.
4. They like to "donky Punch" one another.
5. They drive big cars and or trucks to compensate for there small penises.
6. The only bullet size they know is 9mm because it is easy to remember since
that is the size of their penis.
7. They wish they could suck there own penis (yes this is true it has been said).
8. They tend to wear a velvet or silky material as a choice of clothing.
9. They have at least 8 pairs of shoes 5 of which they never wear and sits in a closet.
10. They are always holding there penis because if not they will lose it.
11. They spend the same amount of time working on their hair and getting ready to go out
then the average girl.
12. They all go shopping at the mall together
by who do you think March 27, 2005
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V Plates

A phrase commonly used to tell others that you have not yet lost your virginity. Using this phrase makes people laugh with you about not having sex, other than them laughing at you.
"Dude have you lost ur v's yet?"
"Nah man I've still got my V Plates"
by Stepdub January 31, 2012
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dinner plates

Dilated pupils due to Ecstasy use.
"Nice dinner plates mate.", the bouncer exclaimed as he lifted the rope and let me through.
by Fuschia 1983 January 30, 2008
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Attacked by Patel

Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.
The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.

At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.
by Lor-D July 10, 2011
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Kent Place

Kent Place school is a non-religious school that is only girls. It is one of the best schools in New Jersey and is often compared to Oak Knoll who are a bunch of sluts. However, Kent Place girls are the nicest, sweetest, and hottest girls you will ever meet. They don't act stupid like some other schools do (cough, cough, oak Knoll) oak Knoll are Kent place wannabes but they can never be them because they are one of a kind. Each student is beautiful in their own way and will crush an Oak Knoll girl any day any time. Oak Knoll honestly thinks that Delbarton is their brother school when it obviously belongs to Kent Place. As said, oak Knoll are Kent Place wannabes. Not to mention... Kent gets higher SAT scores and are actually attractive. Everyone knows the truth... Kent Place school is the best and not even Oak Knoll could beat Kent! 😊
Oh Wow! You go to Kent Place? You must have a great education! Unlike those Oak Knoll girls right?! lol
by Sparkling Dolphin December 15, 2016
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