pee breeze

When a urinal flushes and a fine mist graces your arm

Jack should not have worn a tank top as the urinal blew a pee breeze on his exposed arm

by Anonymous2675 March 14, 2015

vita pee

Neon bright yellow urine caused by taking too many vitamins.

I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.

by Gottalaughgirl April 8, 2015

Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.

Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.

by So Chill December 22, 2015

Pee Pod

A urinal

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!

by Smafdaddy August 17, 2016

sneak pee

When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels

"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"

"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"

by NitchBigger August 4, 2016

Pee In His Butt

A term used by Ramiro Martinez to indicate that he wants to pee in another man's anus

Ram: Damn look at that man's ass

White boy (Cristian): I know he's got a good one

Ram: Yeah I think I want to pee in his butt

by GiantSmellyPoopPile July 4, 2016

fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

by bobby winchester May 31, 2016