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Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.
With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.
You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes
by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025
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Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.
Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!
by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025
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Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
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Mort

A typical urbaniginy, normally a tattoo enthusiast that idolises 2PAC and struggles to become a member of society.
Oh, Rory is a typical degenerate. What a mort.
by DMB is looking like poo.. April 26, 2025
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Mortal Kombat 1

the only reason i havent fucking killed everyone yet, this along with the people playground 'Better Gore' mod
i could watch Mortal Kombat 1 Fatalities all day
by nubnerd24 June 27, 2025
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Marty Luna

a nickname for Martin Luna, associated with Jaden Luna. Not to be confused with the zebra from Madagascar. Almost the same thing. Marty Luna is much more superior than Jaden Luna, it is a more higher position than the regular. The beginning, and how it started it all. Without Marty Luna, there would be no Jaden Luna. As point of superiority. MAIN: Marty meaning, "Not to be confused with the zebra, but just... it's bigger than black and white."
Jaden Luna: Is another version of Marty. Being the superior version of Jaden.
Person 1 - Hey Marty Luna how are you doing today!
Person 2 - I am doing great Marty Luna thanks for answering!
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
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