text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006

critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.

the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.

by sam March 14, 2005

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

by Medusa July 4, 2004

Massachusettes

1.a state
2.residents are called "Massholes"
3.drivers in mass are referred to as "Massholes" more specifically
4.aforementioned definition is usually used by New Jerseyians
5. the state thats fuckin tits, teh stank buddah of all states
6. we got boston kreme donuts bitchez!!
7. home of the biggest waste of money...The Big Dig!!(15 billion and counting)
8. weird bostonian accent

masshole 1:I paaked the kaa in the yaad
masshole 2:I cut some gay New Jersian off on the Mass Pike
masshole 3:i had to detour cuz the big dig was still being a waste of money yo
masshole 4:yeah well i cut some guy off while talking on my cell phone and eating a boston kreme donut
steve:im from Massachusettes

by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006

mass buying

Something xenophobic bunch of white people say to discredit POC's success and fan power be ause they can't swallow the fact hat they can be successful in the west too.

Person 1: Have you heard about how this particular artist got #1? It's so huge!
Person 2: Oh? It's probably fandom mass buying because there's no way an asian is having such success in the US

by lisaslili August 11, 2021

mass squabbles

adv. a high ablility to kick some ass.

Daaaaaaamn boy! You @#$%ed those dudes up good....... You gots mass squabbles!

by k-$$$ July 18, 2003