Sweetjsus's definitions

text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006