A person that is normally very overweight. Gets drunk often, and talks to SMALL British children on the internet. A mike plays video games that involve underage Japanese animated females. A mike has a large heart and small genitalia. He plays many other games with underage British kids on twitch for a profit. Overall he is a baller
by coOLBOY8mIneR January 15, 2019
Get the Mikemug. a young teen who doesnt bathe for a long period of time and is likely to be nicknamed spick in reference of the oder and appearance
by vince black June 29, 2006
Get the dirty mikemug. Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"
by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009
Get the Mike the pipemug. 1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
by Tony Pain December 1, 2007
Get the Mike Jonesmug. A Mexican on Loveline that is part of the MWSP(Men With Small Penises) who can change his voice into a gay former inmate, a dude that made a 'sick' Religion, and an insane indian guy that has special issues. Constantly having awkward moments with his hidden homosexuality on air, and is an awesome co-host on the show. He is known for bringing the 'Stinky Pinky' game to light on air, which may sound like a crude sexual act, but it a children's word game.
Psycho Mike did such a good Spencer impression last night, I totally thought there was a gay priest as a guest on loveline!
by Palistus November 9, 2010
Get the Psycho Mikemug. Mike Patton was the vocalist for Mr. Bungle before they stopped making music. He now is the singer for Faith No More. Patton also provided the voice of The Darkness in the video game... The Darkness.
Mike Patton manifests himself in two tentacles that come out of Jackie's shoulders and eat the faces off of people.
by zomgzhaxed November 12, 2007
Get the Mike Pattonmug. An actor who used to be funny but is now just plain annoying. I knew it was a mistake to make more than one "Shrek" film.
by ChallengerApproching July 28, 2009
Get the Mike Myersmug.