A person that is normally very overweight. Gets drunk often, and talks to SMALL British children on the internet. A mike plays video games that involve underage Japanese animated females. A mike has a large heart and small genitalia. He plays many other games with underage British kids on twitch for a profit. Overall he is a baller
by coOLBOY8mIneR January 15, 2019
Bartholomew is a very smart person that brings good to all around him. He is very polite like a typical British person. Also, they are commonly known to grow up as a butler. A "Bartholomew" can be an extraordinary compliment to all those that wish to be smart. Large genitalia.
by coOLBOY8mIneR January 14, 2019