Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

by psychognosis November 8, 2013

Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

by Joel Pinner OSU March 30, 2003

Meat Sweater

Noun: 1. The large swellings of human flesh that hang off a woman's body. 2. Tits 3. Milk bags

Dude, your mom has the best looking meat sweater I've seen lo these many years.

I wish my girlfriend had more of a meat sweater instead of a meat t-shirt.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

meat umbrella

When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.

I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.

by Naykedbuddy January 5, 2018

meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

by jjjj May 3, 2006

Meat Dart

A man's sexual organ

"I stuck her with my meat dart. Booya!"

"Doug threw his meat dart and missed the bullseye. He hit a fatty."

"Hey baby, do you like bar games? How 'bout you come over here and play with my meat dart."

by American Dave August 12, 2006

Beast Meat

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.

Eat the meat of the beast that beats.

by Clintox Ox April 22, 2004