monkey mustard 

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust

1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard

monkey mustard by nink, gandalf, and razor September 4, 2004

Monkey Run 

When you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. So you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your penis with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.

Oh shit, im about to cum - im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.

Monkey Run by Daryl Brown December 18, 2007

Monkey Punch 

The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.

Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.

No one can beat Monkey Punch.

Monkey Punch by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Monkey brains 

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

Monkey brains by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

monkey bag 

when a gay guy hangs from a tree and teabags his partner while swinging from the tree branch

dude those 2 fags monkey bag eachother in there back yeard on the tree

monkey bag by NOSFERATU6900 August 22, 2009

Monkey tail 

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

Monkey tail by SwanyM September 20, 2018

monkey man 

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

monkey man by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004