Junk fest

Something or someone that is abnormally boring or just sucks the life out of you

Guy 1: Dude your party was a total junk fest
Guy 2: Shut up dude

by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014

junkie fuck

Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.

I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014

Junkin

A word that describes an event where large sums of money are made by selling drugs

1. Yo son i just made like 10 racks today

2. Word, how you get that shit doee?

3. Nigga my crack spot on Jamaica was junkin all day kid. Ya boy got paid yo.

by yung_reezy_fla June 26, 2015

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

Junkman

A superhero with a large bulging junk; goes around humping his enemies to death and saving hoes.

junkin': what Junkman does

- Help Junkman there's a huge load
- Don't worry Sally, I'll hump in away

by straffeur October 23, 2016

Junkie

Somebody who is addicted to heroin

He puts junk in his arms he is a junkie

by Wordsmith12 August 25, 2017

junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.

I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm

by mememetoo June 24, 2018