International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

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International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

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international airport

The place where one can spot the country origin of fellow travellers, from the language they speak in

Standing in the bustling international airport, I couldn't help but smile as I overheard travelers chatting in a multitude of languages, each accent revealing their country of origin.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025

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International Chest Day

January 1st of every year

Hey Nash, “Do you know what today is?”

“What January 1st?”
“It’s international chest day.”

by Lu sasllll January 1, 2026

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Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

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