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Ham Kah Chan

Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt
Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell
by Sei sohai September 3, 2020
mugGet the Ham Kah Chanmug.

high rise hamming

When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.
Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.
by Angel62 November 3, 2017
mugGet the high rise hammingmug.

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.
The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.
by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012
mugGet the Split ham surprisemug.

Ham Ka Chan

Essentially means "may your whole family be bulldozed" or "may your whole family die".
You scratch my new Mercedes! Ham Ka Chan ah lei!
by PyroSonic June 30, 2023
mugGet the Ham Ka Chanmug.

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts
by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015
mugGet the don't get the hammug.

Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
mugGet the Ham Sandwich Clubmug.

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
mugGet the texas reboned hammug.

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