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Chill Your Hams

Verb:
Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.
Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."
by Mr Jag October 2, 2016
mugGet the Chill Your Hamsmug.

Goin Darvin Ham

A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..

1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.

2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.

*shout out to JM
1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!

2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?

"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control

* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
by DANGER!! April 23, 2011
mugGet the Goin Darvin Hammug.

Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011
mugGet the Cap'n Cu-Hammug.

Ham Ka Chan

Essentially means "may your whole family be bulldozed" or "may your whole family die".
You scratch my new Mercedes! Ham Ka Chan ah lei!
by PyroSonic June 30, 2023
mugGet the Ham Ka Chanmug.

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts
by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015
mugGet the don't get the hammug.

Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
mugGet the Ham Sandwich Clubmug.

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
mugGet the texas reboned hammug.

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