German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.

1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.

by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019

German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.

Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.

by 637Neon April 12, 2021

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.

My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood

"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023