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Gardabanize

To convince people by any mean, tool or conspiracy in order to keep them obedient.
After being gardabanized for a long time, he obeys her like a good slave.
by Some1here June 4, 2025
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GÆDD

(substantiv, østlandsdialekt, særlig Aurskog-Høland)

Definisjon:
Gædd betegner en substans som i både konsistens, farge og stemning minner om menneskelig ejakulat. Begrepet brukes ikke nødvendigvis om biologisk sæd, men om alt som ser ut som det – typisk klissete, hvitaktige eller ukomfortabelt glinsende væsker.

Etymologi:
Opprinnelsen er uklar, men forskere antar at en bonde en gang på 1800-tallet veltet melk i kaffekoppen, så ned i den grumsete blandingen og utbrøt:
“Dæven steike, detta ser jo ut som no’n har gædda oppi her!”
Uttrykket spredte seg raskt i lokalsamfunnet, da Aurskog-Høland manglet andre fritidstilbud.

Sosiokulturell betydning:
Gædd fungerer som en slags språklig lakmustest: De som ler når de hører ordet, tilhører lokalsamfunnet. De som ser forvirret ut, er enten tilflyttere eller folk som har mer utdanning enn godt er.

Vitenskapelig status:
Ordet er ikke anerkjent i medisinsk terminologi, men enkelte hevder at det burde innføres som en egen konsistens-kategori ved siden av fast, flytende og gæddete.
“Å fy, ser ut som det er gædd i grøten.”

“Hva i alle dager har du på buksa? Nei vent, jeg ser – det er gædd.”
by Sir-Gæddalot August 27, 2025
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People come to hang out and scream at the top of their lungs for no reason

Getting in and out of the parking lot is a nightmare

At night time it becomes a stunt track for people who vape and drive sports cars

It also has a movie theater where everything is expensive
Garden state plaza is definitely a place to avoid
by FlabbyPancakeSause August 28, 2025
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Garden View Estates

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“After Herman Gardens got torn down, my aunt moved us into Garden View Estates, and it felt like a fresh start for the whole block.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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the garden gnomes

a fictitious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two "band" members are named Gnelle and Gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.
"Oh, that make-up style is totally something The Garden Gnomes would put on."
"I hear that, Gnette out."
by sydney_elise February 15, 2009
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Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole
i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor
by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009
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