fudge fizz

fart!!

i just fudge fizzed and everyone heard!!

by B.A.M.F.ie March 31, 2009

Fudgee

The fecal remnants that are produced when someone receives a particularly forceful or powerful wedgie;

"I gave my younger sister this wicked wedgie, and it left a totally rank Fudgee in her drawers!"

"What wash cycle do I use if I'm trying to get a Fudgee out?"

by TimCat June 18, 2009

Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well

"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."

by joe307 March 13, 2010

Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010

fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.

Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.

by blackmikeg August 3, 2011

Flugenstockin

A exclamation for ridiculous things by describing the outlandish state of being.

Eddie Ray is a raging homo who loves to dress in drag while fondling balls with his mouth, what a Flugenstockin!

by pcolanate October 7, 2011