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Crank phone call. A character created by Tampa radio personality MJ.
He called the local bar and pulled a Fludgecow. It was so funny!
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Fudgecock 

The brown, dirtied male member after it has been removed from a woman's, another man's, or an animal's anus.
"Billy, I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that fudgecock of yours. Clean it off! Only then will I even CONSIDER fellating you!"
When a man shits inside of a womans vagina
Woah nelly, you shouldda seen the fudgebowl on Lindsay Lohan last night!
fudgebowl by Bill Forte August 27, 2007

fudgeownie 

used to descibe a stupid person or a person of dislike.
Shuttup you fuckin fudgeownie!
fudgeownie by Marty Tierney March 16, 2008

Fudgecoat 

1.) A racial slang given to overweight African Americans.

2.) When a white person dresses up in giant brown Jabba The Hut costume. The look like their made of Fudge.
Guy 1: ZOMFGZ look at that kid in his Fudgecoat costume!

Guy 2: Thats Biggie Smalls, dumbass.
Fudgecoat by Whateveren May 20, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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