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Distrousing

Adjective. A combination of the words, "Disturbing," and "Arousing," used when you find yourself disturbed by something, yet oddly aroused at the same time.
Luke: "Vara wants us to train you to be gay, Ren."
Cort: "That he does."
Ren: "I find this... Distrousing."
by Rensprocket December 18, 2012
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Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
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distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.
While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .
by tacokid November 5, 2013
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Distating

When two males flirt with eachother. A joint-flirt.
Jay and Erik are Distating right now.
by Ernst Yvelle November 11, 2013
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Distenglished

When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.
Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!
by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014
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Distriburtle

Distribute any kind of resource (time, money... especially these two) in a particularly clumsy/inefficient manner, usually amongst a multitude of possible options.
Like when you have two tests the next day, but have basketball training and it's 2 days before the match, and promised your friend you'd help him/her with the science project, but instead end up watching anime and ignore everyone and everything. Upon learning of this, a friend might comment "You totally distriburtled your time, brah!"
by Blasius Maximus January 12, 2015
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Distracturd

When you're ready to go out but just pop to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long poo that results in you being late.
'Sorry I didn't get here on time, mate. I got distracturd'
by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015
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