Distriburtle 

Distribute any kind of resource (time, money... especially these two) in a particularly clumsy/inefficient manner, usually amongst a multitude of possible options.

Like when you have two tests the next day, but have basketball training and it's 2 days before the match, and promised your friend you'd help him/her with the science project, but instead end up watching anime and ignore everyone and everything. Upon learning of this, a friend might comment "You totally distriburtled your time, brah!"

Distriburtle by Blasius Maximus January 12, 2015

Distribute 

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

Distribute by Paddywack February 15, 2009

psychadelic distributer 

1) Drug dealer or Street Pharmacist.

2) A dealer who usually deals marijuana and psyhadelics, such as acid and shrooms.

I hear Adam is no longer a Psychadelic Distributer.

psychadelic distributer by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

Distributed Denial of Service 

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

Distributed Denial of Service by Downstrike December 1, 2004

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) 

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality

Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011

COCK DISTRIBUTER 

a person who be on your dick recruits other people to be on your dick

yo ricky is deadass a cock distributer

COCK DISTRIBUTER by Antt007 September 19, 2022

distribulent 

glorious or without fault; amazing; like the soft hand of god on your forehead

this is a distribulent autumn day

distribulent by kathies January 17, 2009