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Dave Spud

A British children's animated series featuring the surreal adventures of the eponymous Dave Spud of Grimsby, his friends and tower block-dwelling family.1 It was created and directed by Edward Foster, inspired by his 2003 NFTS student short 'Anna Spud'.
Dave Spud is the worst show ever.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.
by GMTX January 4, 2025
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Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.
“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”
by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021
mugGet the Davemug.

king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.
king dave is extra cool!
by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021
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Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
by Mini Dave November 20, 2020
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Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.
CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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