crystal meth

A type of methanphetamine that usually comes in small plastic bags with decorations on them called 'papers'. It looks like tiny crystals and can be snorted or eaten, but is usually smoked out of a glass pipe called a rose pipe (sold at some convinient stores and comes with a rose in them) or a lightbulb with the black part where you screw the bulb in removed, and a straw in it to catch the smoke, or sometimes smoked off of tin foil with a straw to catch the smoke and a lighter underneath. Usually doesn't effect the user the first time they use, but makes them feel very happy and speeds up their thoughts, but usually not their bodies as does crank.

"Is there any more crystal in the rose?"
"Hell no, lets call Billy and see if he can reload soon cause I'm a start fienin in a sec."

by Cali February 12, 2004

crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

crypto

Shorthand name for cryptography.

If you need to secure some data, just use crypto.

by PorkWaffle January 2, 2012

Crypt

(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.

Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.

by RoobyDoobyDoo March 10, 2011

healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021

crylotant

A strange and powerful substance employed by the shintobarb clan. Some say it enhances their abilities to use ghost power. Other say it is the substance that binds sugar to bingbo. Stored in crylotanks.

Yo neego! Gimme that rock of crylo! I needs me some ghost power!

by Shintobarb Troop 12.3 May 30, 2004