Amazon Fire Crotch 

The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.

"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"

Amazon Fire Crotch by Andrew June 19, 2006

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

Dish Crotch by Kevin October 23, 2005

taco crotch 

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.

Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.

taco crotch by John_K July 2, 2006

Chutney crotch 

someone with red or orange pubic hair

i heard she's a chutney crotch.

Chutney crotch by stoney2007 September 9, 2005

Fire Crotch

The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)

Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!

Fire Crotch by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008

crater crotch 

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

crater crotch by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Thumb crotch 

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

Thumb crotch by ApolloStar March 22, 2016