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crap

1. crap offensive (1): something worthless.

2. crap offensive (2): excrement.

3. crap offensive (3): falsehoods and lies.
1. "My furniture is a bunch of cheap crap."

2. "Yuck! I stepped on dog crap!"

3. "I've had enough of your crap."
by Iyad Mahdood January 26, 2013
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Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016
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Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking
by Written words July 6, 2016
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crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb
That ship weighs 30 crap tons
by nilethe146 August 20, 2016
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ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.
"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.
by Ant betsey April 15, 2007
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needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped
Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!
by kaykay (>=^3^=)> June 28, 2009
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