jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

jizzer's crust by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

coochi crust 

pussy with all these nastyass crusty God-knows-what shit growing on it. Very unsanitary.

I think some of your coochi crust got on my penis.

coochi crust by Rachel December 6, 2004

crust kid 

City punks who dont wash and often smell really really bad.

That stinky dude at the theater was a real crust kid.
Smells like god.

crust kid by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

cunt crust 

The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.

Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?

Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.

cunt crust by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004

butt crusties 

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

butt crusties by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Crusties 

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.

Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.

Crusties by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

Crustache 

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

Crustache by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016