The Breath Of Versailles

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 16, 2025

Terry’s Breathing

Wheezing, just wheezing...

Terry’s breathing is terrible...

by Ki77yGalore May 10, 2021

The Breath of Versailles

When you 90/10 guess on a mathematical test.

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay..The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.

damn lauren your popsicle breath stank

by anonymous December 25, 2021

The Breath of France

What I call homo-sapiens with abscess

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of France".

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

dumpster breath

The smell of breath that reminds the olfactory senses of aged putrid garbage remaining at the bottom of a dumpster

My dog Tucker has the worst eye-watering Dumpster Breath.

by JohnnyMD December 1, 2020

Fire breathing dragon

The act of light a match and then putting it in one’s asshole and then farting use the methane gas to come out from your asshole

“Hey you wanna do fire breathing dragons together?”
“What’s that”

by Ilovebiginflationmilfs July 22, 2025